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                                                          Teenagers Life In a Nutshell



In 1950´s, the life of teenager was easy. Now 55 years later, things have changed. In 1950´s you could have worn a large colorful jumper made by your grandmother, and get away with it. Now, if you would wear that same jumper on 2015, you would have no hope of being cool, or being popular.
        The way I see it, if you want to be "cool", famous or popular nowadays, you have a few options.

Option 1 step by step.

Step 1. Start smoking
Step 2. lose your natural curly hair and straighten it up.
Step 3. Open a bottle of booze and swallow the fact that you WILL drink it to be cool.
Step 4. Every time you go out, have a cigarette or drink alcohol, make sure everyone knows about it through your updates on social media. For example Snapchat is excellent.
Step 5. Don´t "göröst" meaning don´t care at all about what other people think of you. Wear stupid hats and that kind of stuff. This shows to everyone that you´re above their opinions, making you look cool in their eyes.

(Having a private Instagram account is also a plus)

Option 2 step by step.

Step 1. Start playing sports seriously. And by sports I mean football or ice hockey. Don´t even bother playing badminton or some "lame" sport like that.
Step 2. Get yourself a ripped body.
Step 3. Maybe use snuff.
Step 4. If you are a hockey player start using a cap like this, and stick into your head so hard that people can barley see your eyes. Also if you play hockey grow a long curly hair (A must!).

Step 5. It is a HUGE plus if you play on a national team, because that makes you extremely "maju".

So you now know how to be very famous. You can either follow these rules, or live the life you want, like you should do. Of course if you choose one of these options to be the goal of your life, then go ahead, I don´t judge. But if your wondering about which option to take, go for number 2. Your life expectancy will not be as depressing.

This is not the truth of life and you can either get mad or laugh for the irony represented to you by this text. 

K.